Dr mohsen Al saffar sarcastic writings

By Mohsin al-Saffar

when Saeed went to one of the government departments to complete some needed work, he was expecting that the whole process takes a period of no more than half an hour because of its simplicity, in the reception an officer led him to the concerned section which is located on the sixth floor and as the answer to his question of where the elevator was? the employee told him that the elevator is disabled since 6 months for lack of a budget to do the maintenance works !! Saeed ascended the stairs to the sixth floor, cursingthe person who invented high buildings without considering the budget of state institutions non capable of payment for maintenance charges for the elevators , after he reached the sixth floor, with his heart beating with a sound , higher than drum in a wedding, he entered the floor and asked the first officer he met about the section , the man carelessly answered that this section a few days ago moved to the second floor and there was no time to notify the Information Section of this transformation .

Saeed, went down again with anger on his face until he reached the second floor and entered the office where a Fat Girl carrying a half a meter long sandwich in one hand and in the other hand, a book entitled How to get a slim body without diet? Saeed smiled on this situation, as the thought that this book in the case of this girl is closer to science fiction books!! He asked her about his request and she replied with her mouth full with:

- Wait until I finish I am a human being and not octopus with 8 hands !

Saeed’s looked at her, and thought, 

Integrity in the new Iraq 
By Mohsen al-Saffar

the God’s curse on such integrity these were the words reluctant in the mind of Said, writing his resignation from the Commission on Public Integrity, which had recently been appointed, when he received the appointment he was thinking with himself I will show all the corrupted people , O thieves beware, O vampires that drinks the blood of the peoplesome one has come to you that have no mercy ,and I will get back what ever you have stolen of the people and made the poor poorer, and above there misery have built palaces and all of you have become millionaires.Yes, time for retribution and you’ll find out who is said the criminals slayer and overwhelming the corruption!!

Said that night walked in the streets of Baghdad, he saw overflowing drains and muddy water, and people trying to find their way between them and thought to himself what the former defense minister stolen was sufficient to establish a new sewage network for the entire city, O my lord do not let him enjoy his life , Baghdad shortly after dark without electricity, and thought what the electricity officials stolen was sufficient to establish 10 new power plants I big God, that they will be executed on electric chair, but where you will run of my hand? I’m in wait for you and the days between us!! 
In the following days he spent a lot of time studying the files and identifying gaps in financial and able to detect a lot of abuse, theft and embezzlement in several ministries supported by documentary evidence to send those responsible to jail immediately, taking the report and requested appointment from the chairman of the Commission to be briefed on the outcome , in the meeting he explained to him every thing,the Chairman of the Commission listened to him then he said recently :